A Skirt’s Story
April 4, 2007When I visited N last February, he bought me a skirt in Greenhills. Its short, denim, and has a pretty flower detail on the seat. Since the day I got it, I can't seem to stop wearing it. On average, I wear it five days a week. I wear it on dates, to the mall, to bars, to church, to the beach, and even to work. Its too short to be allowed at work but for some reason, nobody has ever told me off.
But I digress. I think the skirt might be cursed, or has some sort of mystical power that draws me to it. When I need to go out, its the first thing I look for. When I'm not wearing it, I find myself thinking about it and imagining that I have it on. I am aware that I wear it a lot, possibly more than normal, but I never thought of it as a problem until this morning, when the maid practically begged me to let her wash it. I realized that I've fished it out of the laundry basket countless of times before. I think it has only been washed twice since I got it. Today, I dripped Shawarma sauce all over it, and upon closer inspection, I realized that there are a lot of other stains on it of unknown and suspicious origins.
Why do I like this skirt so much? Is it because I think of the giver? Is it because it has sentimental value? Is it because of the way it rides on my hips and shows off my legs? Is it because it makes people look twice and seemingly has the power to seduce? Is it because I'm going crazy?
Whatever it is, I know I'll be shamelessly wearing this skirt for a long time. But for now, its off to the laundry with you, my pretty.
Previous Comments
It’s because you are ghey, and ghey people are such a mad, mad lot. If I could look that good on the same skirt, why, the maid would have to do more than beg. She would have to tug, and yank, and wrench.
Posted by chin at April 5, 2007, 8:02 pmI didn’t even notice that I had comments! Thanks guys! *huge goofy grin*
Update: I wore the skirt again. Even before it was fully dry. God help me.
Posted by irisgodd3ss at April 6, 2007, 6:11 am




Well, from your photos the skirt does look lovely. And it ain’t a crime for a girl to have a fave piece of clothing, one that says everything by just wearing it.
Posted by twistedkai at April 5, 2007, 6:46 pm